me: I blame you
dad: I’m sure I deserve it.
what did I do
me: the sperm determines the sex of the baby
dad: Do you want a refund?
dad: Did you order boy parts and got girl parts?
me: No I got what I ordered I just decide it was a stupid idea
dad: what’s wrong?
me: Nothing really just period pains
dad: Men only get semicolon pains.
Sometimes exclamation points
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.