texts between my dad and me


me: I blame you

dad: I’m sure I deserve it.
what did I do

me: the sperm determines the sex of the baby

dad: Do you want a refund?

me: What

dad: Did you order boy parts and got girl parts?

me: No I got what I ordered I just decide it was a stupid idea

dad: what’s wrong?

me: Nothing really just period pains

dad: Men only get semicolon pains.
Sometimes exclamation points

me: daD